Jess That Awesome

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

Bad guy: *beats up naruto*
Bad guy: its over for you. you cant stand anymore. that should have put you out for weeks.
naruto: *slowly stands up*
Bad guy: holy shit? how is he doing that
naruto: im going to be hokage
Bad guy: Holy shit! I cant believe it. how is he doing this, he should be out cold right now. what is this feeling? What is this

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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0fficerjenny:

technically, your entire life has lead up to the moment you are currently reading this textpost